lørdag, juli 15, 2006

Woolly mammoths

Okey dokey. This one is going to be written in incredible bad English, but, well, you're all Norwegian, so who cares:

I had the great privelege to wach Ice Age 2 last night. Then, I got one little question: What is the difference between a woolly mammoth and a mammoth? Probarly there is none, but what if there where not just woolly mammoths, but also other types of mammoths?

Skin-head mammoth, for example? Mammoths that could trumpet "Deuchland, Deuchland uber alles", and that hated for example elephants, since they where grey, and did not belong to "the great mammoth race"? Mabye tha's why mammoths and elephants never were to see together, because of the racist skin head mammoths?

Or what about the kashmire woolly mammoths? Those must have been very expensive. I'm not sayning woolly mammoths weren't expensive, but the kashmire must have been extra expensive. Of course, they were not raised in the mayham Kashimr is today, but at least then you did not have to collect the wool under heavy artillery fire. And the wool probarly never smelled of gunpowder.

Yes, I know it is all rubbish, and of course, there are only woolly mammoths. But still, love the thougth...

5 kommentarer:

Anonym sa...

faktisk utrolig dårlig engelsk..

Torill sa...

Hihi! Arthur Per; Eg LER! :D


Oi, det rimte! *ler litt mer*

Pål Rake sa...

ai æm ju are hi sji itt iss, we ar ju are dej ar..

Anonym sa...

morsomt!

Arthur Bull Cowie sa...

Tusen takk folkens, spesielt anonym... Men her er vi alle barn av samme jord, og konstruktiv kritikk mottas med takk. Derfor sier jeg til deg: Kom ut av skapet, si hvem du er, "and we'l love you forever!!!"